10 Viral Funny Jokes that make you Laugh
1 : A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if it needs any help with its luggage.
The photon replies, "No thanks, I'm traveling light!"
2 : Two atoms are talking to each other, and one says, "I think I've lost an electron."
The other asks, "Are you sure?"
The first atom replies, "Yes, I'm positive!"
3 : I told my friend 10 jokes to make him laugh.
Sadly, no pun in ten did.
4 : A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.
It's a Shih Tzu.
5 : Parallel lines have so much in common.
It's a shame they'll never meet.
6 : I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands and fingers.
7 : Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts!
8 : The other day I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
I asked him, "What's the word on the street?"
9 : I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.
She gave me a hug.
10 : My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a transformer.
I said, "No, wait! I can change!"
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